What that you say? You paid good money for that room? All of the hosts listings are private rooms in shared-space listings. The prices range from $33 to $42 per night. If you don’t want to share the things that come with a shared-space listing (noise, odors, temperature), then book a whole house, and don’t complain about the price.

Someone does you a favour by allowing you an early check-in and makes sure you know how to get in by giving detailed instructions and you complain you had to use your finger too much.

You book cheap, basic and simple accommodation (from reviews you linked) which even has air-conditioning but it’s not cold enough for your liking so you tell the owner to install additional air-conditioners (but don’t expect him to raise rates I suppose). When you are told 68F (20C) is satisfactory you accuse him of being pretentious and manipulative because he dared to disagree with you but it’s ok for you to tell someone how to run their business.

You then complain about a dog, the neighbourhood, a smell of weed, the cheap furnishings … what do you expect for cheap, basic, simple accommodation? Buckingham Palace?

I’d think most hosts would be pleased if you didn’t stay with them. You’re too much trouble, high maintenance,demanding and difficult to please for what it’s worth to them.