Are you sure you didn’t find it yourself online? If you didn’t care…again, me thinks doth protest too much. Just observe how concerned this man is with this thread of comments.

“I’m really a great guy” -Me thinks doth protest too much

Ellen — I knew she was lying (or at least exaggerating) and combined with her other complaints I knew she was simply a complainer. Not replying was the kindest thing to do, in my opinion. I stress the value in my price point but my place is cleaner than listings three, four or ten times the price. I charge $1,800 a weekend versus the $45 she paid. I treat every guest exactly the same.

Thank you! I actually had my handy-man out the hour after she left and he told me there’s no way anyone cleared the drain as the cover had never been taken off! I did actually have a slow drain once (like coffee pods) and I will NEVER let it run slow again!

I’m sad to see she didn’t get the traction she was expecting on this post. Not only was every one of her complaints unfounded (no blockage in the drain, no stains anywhere, etc.) but Mm is right. Why did I even have to respond to Liz? Is she the Airbnb police? I knew inside that her issues were either exaggerated or simply false. So I didn’t acknowledge her insanity.

I do see Mercurius’ point about my reaction, and that’s true – it appears I flew off the handle. Sometimes you have to pick and choose. I actually reacted immediately to Liz’s original message. First it was nice. Then sarcastic. Then it was mean. And decided I needed to cool down before addressing her pre-review. I was offended that a guest would be so disappointed in my efforts to provide one of the best Airbnb experiences in our area. Unfortunately I took too much time to “cool down” and missed the review period and that was simply unacceptable to Liz. So, yeah, I decided the second time around I would defend myself against her delusion and racism. (Yes, racism. She called my neighborhood sketchy and those remarks are purely based on skin color.)

Read the other posts on this forum. They are all LEGITIMATE nightmares. Liz didn’t experience a nightmare in staying with me. The nightmare is within.

(Also I got about 6 messages on Airbnb notifying me of this “crazy woman” who posted about me — on a website I’ve never heard of. They all wanted me to know this message was out there and I truly don’t care. They saw my listing and my reviews and immediately saw how nuts this woman is.)

If I were a host (at any price point) and had a guest that had to clean out a drain full of hair from previous guests, I would have at least apologized and thanked the guest for performing a nasty task. That would have gone a long way. Period.

I used to forget to empty the used coffee pods until a guest mentioned it. Never did I again!

In the scheme of things your grievances here become very minor when you see that price point.

I’d have made brief mention of the pubes in the review, ticked 3 stars clean and have left it at that.